The forecast, but honest. Censored by default, because we assume your boss is standing behind you.

° Austin, TXlistening to the sky…



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where it lives

It follows you home.

fig. 01 / androidthe home-screen widget, live. your wallpaper, our opinion.

Bleeping Weather reads the same data every polite app reads (WMO codes, wind, humidity, dew point), then says what the sky actually deserves. Thirteen conditions, three intensities, hundreds of lines written by humans who have personally been rained on.

Everything ships redacted. The bars come off when you say so, and not a moment sooner. We're rude, not reckless.

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